Functional Alcoholic t-shirt - Death and Friends - Bartender Clothing Size:S acknowledging the price of plunging

acknowledging the price of plunging deep into the rabbit hole—where the tales are twisted

20% Polyester

It's for the offspring of those who've never walked the line

a sartorial nod to the fierce and the fearless

This cocaine shirt is a tongue-in-cheek statement for those who thrive on the edge of taboo and humor

Functional Alcoholic t-shirt - Death and Friends - Bartender Clothing Size:S acknowledging the price of plungingFunctional Alcoholic t shirt Death and Friends Bartender Clothing The "Functional Alcoholic" T shirt is a wry nod to those who can juggle a shaker in one hand and lifes complexities in the other, a uniform for the barkeeping savants who mix their craft with a pinch of irony and a dash of self awareness. It's for the mixologists who know their spirits nearly as well as they know their own demons, threading the needle between professional pourer and