Aunt Clara's Doorknob Emporium - Long Sleeve T-Shirt east providence Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped

Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt

a black silhouette depicts two Spaceballs troopers dragging an oversized comb labeled "ACE" through scattered sand particles

wearing a grass skirt

beside golden-yellow cursive text reading "Cocktails

Halftone portrait of Kent rendered in yellow depicts large round glasses and a wide-eyed

Aunt Clara's Doorknob Emporium - Long Sleeve T-Shirt east providence Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-poppedCollecting doorknobs instead of completing a single spell is the most relatable retirement hobby any witch ever stumbled into. Clara turned magical incompetence into a legitimate inventory problem. Inspired by Bewitched. The Details: Arched bold white text reads "AUNT CLARA'S" above a golden yellow halftone portrait of Aunt Clara flanked by white doorknob illustrations and pink, yellow, and white sparkle accents. Smaller white script reads "thousands